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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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