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{"type":"standard","title":"Rudolf-Christoph von Gersdorff","displaytitle":"Rudolf-Christoph von Gersdorff","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q62355","titles":{"canonical":"Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff","normalized":"Rudolf-Christoph von Gersdorff","display":"Rudolf-Christoph von Gersdorff"},"pageid":10279441,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1976-130-51%2C_Rudolf-Christoph_v._Gersdorff.jpg/330px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1976-130-51%2C_Rudolf-Christoph_v._Gersdorff.jpg","width":320,"height":461},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1976-130-51%2C_Rudolf-Christoph_v._Gersdorff.jpg","width":555,"height":800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290003029","tid":"e78992c2-2ef2-11f0-83e7-d6ebfa135543","timestamp":"2025-05-12T05:35:25Z","description":"German general and failed assassin of Adolf Hitler (1905–1980)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rudolf-Christoph_von_Gersdorff"}},"extract":"Rudolf Christoph Freiherr von Gersdorff was an officer in the German Army. As a Wehrmacht intelligence officer, he attempted to assassinate Adolf Hitler by suicide bombing on 21 March 1943; the plan failed when Hitler left early, but Gersdorff was undetected. That same month, soldiers from his unit discovered the mass graves of the Soviet-perpetrated Katyn massacre.","extract_html":"

Rudolf Christoph Freiherr von Gersdorff was an officer in the German Army. As a Wehrmacht intelligence officer, he attempted to assassinate Adolf Hitler by suicide bombing on 21 March 1943; the plan failed when Hitler left early, but Gersdorff was undetected. That same month, soldiers from his unit discovered the mass graves of the Soviet-perpetrated Katyn massacre.

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