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Die Münchener Ratsch-Kathl, later Münchener Stadtanzeiger, was a weekly newspaper published in Munich from 1889 to 1921. It referred to itself as an Unterhaltungsblatt für gemüthlichen Verkehr. The nickname \"Ratschkathl\" (\"rattlepuss\") was an established synonym for a \"chatty and gossip addicted woman\" in the Bavarian dialect at that time. The newspaper compared itself with the Ratschkathl on the front page of its initial edition of May 11, 1889.
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Oil Township is one of seven townships in Perry County, Indiana, United States. As of the 2020 census, its population was 2,545 and it contained 532 housing units.
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