{"type":"standard","title":"Walter Winchell","displaytitle":"Walter Winchell","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3097952","titles":{"canonical":"Walter_Winchell","normalized":"Walter Winchell","display":"Walter Winchell"},"pageid":184187,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Walter_Winchell_1960.JPG/330px-Walter_Winchell_1960.JPG","width":320,"height":417},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Walter_Winchell_1960.JPG","width":654,"height":852},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283596415","tid":"80aabf0a-0fc9-11f0-b051-800772e610d4","timestamp":"2025-04-02T13:50:57Z","description":"American gossip reporter (1897–1972)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Winchell","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Winchell?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Winchell?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Walter_Winchell"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Winchell","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Walter_Winchell","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Winchell?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Walter_Winchell"}},"extract":"Walter Winchell was a syndicated American newspaper gossip columnist and radio news commentator. Originally a vaudeville performer, Winchell began his newspaper career as a Broadway reporter, critic and columnist for New York tabloids. He rose to national celebrity in the 1930s with Hearst newspaper chain syndication and a popular radio program. He was known for an innovative style of gossipy staccato news briefs, jokes, and Jazz Age slang. Biographer Neal Gabler claimed that his popularity and influence \"turned journalism into a form of entertainment\".","extract_html":"
Walter Winchell was a syndicated American newspaper gossip columnist and radio news commentator. Originally a vaudeville performer, Winchell began his newspaper career as a Broadway reporter, critic and columnist for New York tabloids. He rose to national celebrity in the 1930s with Hearst newspaper chain syndication and a popular radio program. He was known for an innovative style of gossipy staccato news briefs, jokes, and Jazz Age slang. Biographer Neal Gabler claimed that his popularity and influence \"turned journalism into a form of entertainment\".
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Christoph Wolff is a German musicologist. He is best known for his works on the music, life, and period of Johann Sebastian Bach. Christoph Wolff is an emeritus professor of Harvard University, and was part of the faculty since 1976, and former director of the Bach Archive in Leipzig from 2001 to 2014.
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