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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

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